269: The Weekend According to My Facebook Updates

March 14

12:15PM Jacob is taking a break from responsibilities.
3:23PM Jacob is drunk on martini.
11:43PM Jacob is drunk on wine.

March 15
11:11AM Jacob is drunk on bloody marys.
7:21PM Jacob is drunk on some cocktail. (Pineapple liqueur... yum)
10:56PM Jacob is drunk on tequila shots.

March 16
12:55AM Jacob is drunk on vodka and some other sh*t.
1:14AM Jacob is drunk on vodka and *correction* so many other sh*t.
7:13PM Jacob is done. His liver just gave up; it threw in the towel.
8:30PM Jacob is getting his secondwind.com. But his liver has left the building, and the party is back on, bitches!

Yesterday
11:31AM Jacob is in Pittsburg... Don't ask.
6:06PM Jacob is finally going home. Less than half and hour to board the plane that will take him home to NY! Nope, spoke to soon. The flight's delayed. Damn bitches.
8:41PM Jacob is has landed.
951PM Jacob is eating dinner without any alcohol.

Thank you, GBM 2008.
Happy Birthday, VUBOQ.
I heart you, goblinbox.
Only Me and Two Cents, it was fun imbibing the blur makers and inhaling the stinky sticks with you. Sorry about your lappy and moby charger, OM; TC, I'm forever awed by your bottomless stomach.

It was fun meeting and hanging out with everyone who was there for the festivities!

LURVE YA.

268: Mush's Take

I got a guest blogger, goblinbox, to blog for me on the first day of GBM 2008.


So Jake and I slept together last night.

Well, not together together, but in the same room - Vuboq's living room. He got the air mattress; I got the sofa.

He said, "I snore when I've been drinking," and I said, "You better not or I'll throw stuff at your head!"

He did snore a little, but I was so tired from being on planes all day that I fell asleep almost instantly and the rest of the night passed pleasantly. He could have snored like crazy and I wouldn't have noticed.

There's a picture of the whole thing right here.