Monday, May 08, 2006

170: David, David, David...

...You crazy jackass!

So after spending a whole week under water inside a giant sphere, breathing through a regulator, feeding and peeing by tubes (hopefully not the same ones), tonight, David Blaine will... wait for it... hold his breath! For NINE minutes!!! Oh, and he'll be chained up and he has to free himself. Within NINE minutes!!!

Yippee!

I can't wait!

If David can't free himself... I want to see the emergency rescue team jump in to save him. I want to see a hot paramedic do a CPR on him. I want to see the pads of the defibrillator touch his chest: the electricity flowing, his body convulsing.

Now, David's holding his breath.
It's been four minutes.
He's starting to free himself.
It's the six minute mark... He's got his second cuff off. Was it his second one?
Soon after the seven minute mark, divers jump in and take him up (7:08).

He has failed!

But he lives.

And he's crying.

He ain't dead.

...

Too bad.

Sunday, around 5PM


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