231: Let's Whine a Bit, Shall We?

I like whining. Whining makes my day go by. I live to whine. Whining makes me feel like a winner.

So, imagine my whining voice, and in random order, I present you a list of what I whine about:

1. My life sucks.
2. I hate my job.
3. Why don't I have a boyfriend?
4. Why don't I ever get cruised?
5. Match.com hates me.
6. My life sucks.
7. I hate my body.
8. I think I'm losing my hair.
9. I hate my job.
10. I have no social life.
11. Why don't I have friends?
12. I'm getting a pot belly. But I'm still skinny as hell!
13. Dammit, I feel like a poster child for LiveAid.
14. That's too dated. I feel old now.
15. I hate my job.
16. I want a boyfriend!
17. My back hurts.
18. The world's against me.
19. God hates me.
20. Why am I still hungry?
21. Why didn't "Dreamgirls" get the Best Picture nomination?
22. I hate commuting to work.
23. It's so hard finding a perfect place to buy.
24. I wish I had more money.
25. I'm bored, bored, bored, BOOOOOOOOORED.

Seriously, why does my life suck?

WHY?~